Granny crafts are back—and they’re not just trending, they’re taking over. Call it grandmacore, call it cozy chaos, but all those things your grandma did to keep her hands busy? Yeah, we’re doing them now—with a little more sarcasm and a lot more weird. Cross-stitch? Add some profanity. Crochet? Make a cow getting abducted by a UFO. Quilting? Think less “dusty florals,” more “bold and slightly unhinged.” Whether you're stitching, stabbing, or knitting your way through your latest obsession, these five crafts prove that grandma knew what she was doing all along.
1. Cross-stitching
Yes, we're talking granny crafts, and you could give a 'nod' to the florals of yesteryear by making the most elaborate, beautiful floral cross stitch - we LOVE this 'night' floral stich kit - but you know we like it snarky. This "Stay Salty" with this cross stitch kit is, chef's kiss, perfection.
2. Crochet
If the word 'crochet' conjures up images of those basic brown, orange and avocado afghans that sat on your parent's couch, you need to expand your horizons. Crochet is so much more than that. More and more people have taken up crocheting and are producing the the most intricate, bright and fun objects. We love this kit for a UFO & Cow amigurumi, but if you want to lean a wee bit more into traditional crochet, granny squares don't have to be boring; check out this 'Granny Scare' pattern for crocheted granny square skulls.
3. Quilting
Does buying fabric and cutting it into tiny pieces only to sew it back into one big piece sound like fun to you? You may be a quilter in the making. Quilting isn't just muted florals and traditional motifs, it can be whatever you make it. Why not try out something more in the vein of 'Modern' quilting? We love this beginner-friendly 'Confetti' quilt kit that uses quilt shop quality fabric from Tula Pink. Need other ideas? Check out our "10 Free Quilt Patterns for National Quilt Month".
4. Knitting
Does looping yarn over and over with pointy sticks until you magically end up with a scarf (or a sweater, or a blanket) sound like a good time? You might be a knitter in the making. Knitting isn't all scratchy wool and grandma vibes—it can be sleek, modern, and wildly creative. Try chunky yarn for instant gratification or dive into a simple pattern that actually turns out wearable. Not sure where to start? Try this easy Northern Lights Scarf pattern from Berroco which knits up beautifully with only two different balls of yarn. And speaking of balls, check out our 'Knitting Takes Balls (Lots of Them)' t-shirt.
5. Embroidery/Needlepoint
Does stabbing fabric thousands of times in the name of art appeal to you? Firstly, you need this sweatshirt. Secondly, congratulations, embroidery might be your new favorite obsession. It's not just dainty florals and monograms anymore—modern embroidery is bold, weird, and wildly satisfying. You can stitch swear words, pop culture icons, or whatever chaotic design your brain cooks up at 2 a.m. Want to give it a try? Start with a simple kit and see just how addictive decorative stabbing can be. Try this beginner 'Not Today Satan' kit over at Etsy.
Final Thoughts
So if you're fully embracing your grandmacore era—hoarding supplies, stitching questionable phrases, and proudly crocheting weird little guys—you’re in good company. And don’t forget to dress the part. Snarky Wonderful has all the shirts you need to broadcast your crafty chaos to the world. Because if you're going to spend hours cross-stitching swear words, you might as well do it in a tee that says exactly who you are.