Crochet Halloween Crafts for the Dedicated Hooker

Halloween is upon us, and if you’re anything like me, it’s the perfect excuse to break out the yarn and crochet your way through the spookiest season of the year. Sure, you 'could' go out and buy some cheap, mass-produced decorations... but where’s the fun in that when you can spend hours crocheting tiny pumpkins and ghosts that only fellow crafters will truly appreciate? Plus, it's way more satisfying to point to your meticulously handmade decor and say, “Oh, that? I made it", while smiling proudly in your 'Wicked Crafty' sweatshirt.  

Ready to embrace your inner witch with yarn in hand? Let’s dive into some Halloween crochet projects that are equal parts festive and fun—because nothing says “I love Halloween” like giving yourself a hand cramp from too much stitching.

 

1)  Crochet Pumpkins: Because Carving is So 2019

Pumpkin carving? *Yawn*. Why deal with slimy pumpkin guts when you can crochet an adorable, squishy pumpkin that’ll last forever (or at least until your cat destroys it)? These little crochet pumpkins are super fun to make, and you can create them in any color you want. Basic orange? Sure. But what about teal, black, or even sparkly yarn? Live a little—Halloween is about standing out, after all.

What you’ll need:

• Yarn in whatever pumpkin-y colors you like (orange, green, black, let your inner ghoul go wild)
• A crochet hook (because obviously)
• Stuffing to give your pumpkin that perfect plumpness

Need some inspiration? 

Head over to Marching North and peep their Adorable Crochet Pumpkin, both the free pattern and video are available on the site. 

**Snarky Tip**: Once you finish one, you’ll tell yourself you’ll make like five more. Spoiler: You won’t. You’ll probably end up with two, and call it “a minimalist pumpkin patch.” It's fine—one pumpkin totally makes a statement.

2)  Crochet Spider Webs: Webs Without the Dust

Who needs store-bought fake webs when you can crochet your very own? Crochet spider webs are super chic (in a spooky way) and just the right amount of creepy. Plus, you get to brag about making them when your guests admire your handiwork. Bonus: These webs don’t come with real spiders—because who needs that kind of stress?

What you’ll need:

• Black or white yarn (or silver, if you’re feeling fancy)
• A crochet hook and maybe some patience
• A pattern, unless you like winging it and living dangerously

Need some inspiration (or a pattern)?

Check out this super simple Spiderweb pattern from Craftbug.com 

**Snarky Tip**: Hang these webs somewhere prominent so everyone has to comment on how “clever” and “crafty” you are. Whether they’re genuine or just trying to be polite, take it as a win.

3)  Crochet Ghost Garland: Boo-tiful and Easy

If there’s one thing I love, it’s a project that looks way more complicated than it actually is. Enter the crochet ghost garland. These little cuties are quick to make and *just* spooky enough without sending anyone running for the hills. String them up across your mantel, in a window, or wherever you want to add some festive flair.

What you’ll need:

• White yarn (or pastel, if you want to be all cute and modern about it)
• Black yarn or felt for eyes
• A crochet hook and your usual stitching stamina

Need some inspiration?

Hit up Craftfix for their Free Halloween Ghost Crochet pattern and get your spook on. 

**Snarky Tip**: Don’t even bother making a whole garland if you don’t feel like it. Two or three ghosts dangling from a string is totally "artsy," and no one will know you didn’t want to commit to a full strand. Minimalism is in, right?

4) Crochet Witch Hat: For That "I'm the Crafty Witch Around Here" Vibe

Okay, if you really want to show off, try your hand at a crochet witch hat. You can make a mini version for decorating or go all-in with a full-sized hat to wear (because why not?). This project will definitely take more time and energy, but the results are worth it. Plus, there’s something satisfying about knowing you crocheted your own costume accessory instead of picking up a flimsy one from the store.  

What you’ll need:

• Black or purple yarn (or green if you’re going for a Wicked vibe)
• A crochet hook and a pattern (trust me, you’ll want a pattern for this one)
• Some embellishments, like a ribbon or tiny crochet pumpkins, to really stand out

Need some inspiration?

We think this Whimsical Witch Hat from Urbaki Crochet is wicked good fun. 

**Snarky Tip**:  Bonus Points? Pair up your new hat with our 'Let's craft a spell' hoodie (which incidentally is also totally appropriate for your next coven).  And even if you don’t have time for a full-sized hat, crochet a tiny one and stick it on your desk or a shelf. You’ll get all the witchy vibes with half the effort, and that’s the kind of magic we all need.

 

5. Crochet Candy Corn: The Treat You Don’t 'Have' to Eat

Love candy corn but hate eating it? (Honestly, same.) Crochet yourself some cute little candy corn pieces instead! They’re quick, easy, and can be used as decorations, keychains, or even little toys for the kids—or the cat. And let’s face it, the crochet version is way more charming than the waxy stuff in the candy aisle.

What you’ll need:

• Yellow, orange, and white yarn
• A small crochet hook
• Stuffing for that squishy, candy corn shape

 Need some inspiration? 

I’m weirdly obsessed with this Amigurumi Candy Corn crochet pattern from Grace & Yarn! It’s the perfect mix of “aww, so cute” and “I can’t believe I’m crocheting candy,” but here we are. The best part? It’s super easy, so even if you’re still figuring out which end of the hook is up, you’ll look like a crochet genius by the end. Plus, it’s festive without the inevitable candy corn debate—because crocheted candy corn is the only kind people actually love. Perfect for Halloween decor or just to show off how crafty you are!

**Snarky Tip**: Throw these candy corn pieces in a jar or bowl for some seasonal table decor. If anyone tries to eat them, well, that’s on them. You warned them about your DIY addiction.

Final Thoughts: Crochet Your Way to Halloween Glory 🎃

Halloween and crochet go together like black cats and witches (or you and this 'Crochet Til I Die T-shirt'). Whether you’re making cute pumpkins, spooky ghost garlands, or a full-on witch hat, you’ll love getting crafty with these festive projects. And yes, you’ll totally feel superior when you see all those basic store-bought decorations out there—because yours? Handmade with love (and maybe a little frustration, but who’s counting?).

So grab your hook, your yarn, and your favorite spooky movie, and start crafting. Halloween’s not going to crochet itself!