Ah, Valentine’s Day. The holiday of overpriced roses, questionable candy hearts, and poorly chosen greeting cards. But you, dear crocheter, you’re above all that. You wield your hook like Cupid wields his bow, crafting love one stitch at a time. This year, skip the store-bought nonsense and make some DIY Valentine's Day gifts that that truly say, “I spent way too much time making this for you, so you better like it.”
Here’s a snarky little list of 14 FREE crochet patterns to make your Valentines Day crafts projects the talk of the town—or at least your living room.
1. Piece of My Heart Blanket
Want to tell someone you love them but also enjoy the next four weeks of Netflix while you work on it? This blanket has you covered—literally. With its interlocking heart design, it screams “I love you”, but doesn't let on that you made it while binging murder shows.
Snag the free pattern over on hobbii.com.
2. Little Bitty Hearts
Head over to Cutie Crochet for some quick, simple, and perfect for last-minute “oh crap, I forgot” gifts. These tiny hearts can be turned into garlands, keychains, or just left in random places for people to wonder, “What the heck is this for?”
Grab the cuteness here.
3. Heart Garland
Tired of your walls looking boring? Wool Pattern has you covered; This easy heart garland will add some festive flair without requiring too much brainpower. Hang it up, take a photo for Instagram, and bask in all the likes for your Valentines DIY crafts.
Get the free pattern here.
4. Nesting Hearts Amigurumi
These are like Russian nesting dolls, but hearts—and way cuter. You can make them in different sizes and then wonder why you didn’t just make one instead of five. Perfect for decor or as a stress ball when your Valentine’s dinner reservations go wrong.
Find the free pattern over at Furls Fiber Arts
5. Valentine’s Hot Chocolate Amigurumi
Nothing says “I love you” like calorie-free hot chocolate. This little amigurumi is adorable, quirky, and a quirky little desk buddy. It's the perfect homemade valentine gift! Who doesn’t want their workspace screaming Valentine’s Day year-round?
Slurp up the free pattern over on Amigurumi Food
6. Crochet Conversation Hearts
No Valentines craft list would be complete without a conversation-heart themed project. Remember those chalky conversation hearts from your childhood? Now you can crochet them! They’re softer, cuter, and don’t taste like regret.
Head over to Easy Crochet for this free pattern.
7. Puff Hearts Beanie
What’s more romantic than a hat? Nothing, obviously, which is why we have two on this list. This puff heart beanie is perfect for those who want to wear their love loud and proud, but are still practical enough to know they need to keep their heads warm.
Warm your noggin at Crochet for You.
8. Crochet Heart Pillow
A pillow for your couch, bed, or secret crying corner. This squishy heart is the perfect way to say, “I love you, but I also value comfort.”
Find this pattern over on the very appro pro, Loops and Love Crochet.
9. Gingham Heart Blanket
For the overachievers out there who think “simple” is a dirty word. This gingham heart blanket is as impressive as it is cozy. If you finish it by Valentine’s Day, you deserve an award. This little gem makes the perfect little lap blanket - but also a great size for any a wee ones'.
Daisy Farm Crafts has this sweet little pattern.
10. Velvet Valentine Bear
A plush bear that’s cuter and softer than anything you’ll find in a gift shop. Warning: If you give this to someone, they may never stop hugging it—or you.
Get the bear necessities at Yarnspirations.
11. Gingham Heart Baby Sweater
Want to win the “cutest baby gift” contest at the next baby shower? This gingham heart sweater is ridiculously adorable and functional. Bonus: Babies can’t complain about wearing crochet.
Head over to Daisy Farm Crafts to get this pattern.
12. Valentine’s Day Heart Earrings
Because nothing says “I’m ready for love” like dangly crochet hearts on your ears. These whip up quickly and scream DIY chic. Better yet? Pair them with your favorite snarky sweatshirt. May we suggest our 'Crafty Love' sweatshirt?
Sierras Crafty Creations has this free earring pattern.
13. Love Struck Beanie
Show your love with a beanie that’s as warm and snarky as you are. Great for those brisk February outing, hiding bad hair days or just being your badass self.
Head over to Divine Debris for the Love Struck pattern
14. Paris Heart Sweater
Crochet your way to romance with this stylish heart sweater. It’s cozy, chic, and just subtle enough to wear after Valentine’s Day without judgment.
Two Brothers Blankets free Paris Heart Pattern.
And that's it! Whether you’re crafting up a DIY Valentines gift for a loved one, a friend, or just to impress your cat, these patterns will help you crochet your way into Valentine’s Day glory. So grab your hooks, turn on some guilty pleasure shows, and get stitching—because nothing says “I care” like handmade yarn goodies.
And --- if you're heading out for valentines day, keep it snarky while representing your true love, crafts, with our 'Feelin' Stabby' t-shirt.
What are you making this Valentine’s Day? Let me know in the comments—unless it’s a secret, then just drop a hint. 😉